President to sign Reform Bill (and other incredibly obivous items ...)

S256 passed the House without amendments by a vote of 302-126 before making its way to the President, who is expected to sign it on Wednesday April 20, 2005.

Democrats (surprise!) said the bill would hurt low-income workers, single mothers, minorities, senior citizens, immigrants, space aliens, ACLU anti-gun-pro-abortion activists, the Mole People, those with sensitivity to Kryptonite, and other traditional Democratic constituencies, and eliminate a safety net for laid-off workers, the criminally insane, and those facing overwhelming medical bills.

Evil Republican memberes of the Glactic Empire like House Speaker Dennis "Denny" Hastert (R-Ill.) called the bill the first step in their design to take over the Universe, and also a "path towards greater responsibility."